08-30-2014, 10:47 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-30-2014, 11:17 AM by wfmyers1207.)
(08-30-2014, 06:52 AM)speakeasy Wrote: This is lame, but to keep the challenge going during the long summer hiatus:
Almost everyone in Portland's been hexed,
She's got the whole gang really vexed,
But they stole her child,
And now she's running wild,
Can't wait to see what she'll do next.
Shouldn't that be "who she'll do next!"
And what do you mean by lame! This is art!
There once was a captain named Renard,
Who thought his brother was a retard,
So, he called on Meisner,
With no one the wiser,
And Eric was hoisted by his petard!
(In case you may not know. Original definition of petard is a bomb. I meant no offense to anyone by using the word 'retard', it's not very nice. But I couldn't think of anything else.)
"Gad! I'm such a genius! - Wile E. Coyote