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RE: Grimm Limericks - wfmyers1207 - 09-18-2014
With apologies to SvenJoli!
There once was a sergeant named Wu
Who's first name seems to be Drew
When he's on a case
He's in their face
With plenty of snark, it's true!
RE: Grimm Limericks - Grimmster94 - 09-18-2014
There once a woman named Juliette
Who worked part-time as a vet
Nick gave her a lesson
In these things they call Wesen
But then Adalind made her forget
RE: Grimm Limericks - wfmyers1207 - 10-13-2014
Been a while since anyone posted here, so I thought I'd give it another try.
There once was a cop named Hank,
Whose love life really stank,
He hooked up with a witch,
Who was truly a b#tch,
And was happy no potion he drank!
Hmm, not my best effort.
RE: Grimm Limericks - Altered Realtity - 10-13-2014
Good stuff folks!
Thanks for improving my mood.
RE: Grimm Limericks - Gretel Hanselsister - 10-13-2014
There was a M.E. who’s called Harper
scalpel sharp, mind even sharper.
All of Nick’s cases
are uncharted spaces.
How long he can keep in the dark her?
RE: Grimm Limericks - Gretel Hanselsister - 03-12-2015
This one is for wfmyers1207, the reviver of GrimmForum poetry
A talented witch Henrietta
found out Juliette was much better.
Her blood in the flask
reacted that fast,
the table got pierced for this matter!
RE: Grimm Limericks - busyizzy - 03-13-2015
Oh fun...I've not seen this thread! Okay, here goes my cornball efforts.
There once was a guy named Monroe.
Is it his first or his last,
We don't know?
Through his friend Nick,
We learned of his shtick,
It was to steal the best lines in the show.
RE: Grimm Limericks - Gretel Hanselsister - 08-19-2015
*dusting and coughing*
There was a small girl called Diana
raised by Kelly in best caring manner.
When they took Kelly's head
she didn't cry, but instead
she made pay the old man from Vienna.
RE: Grimm Limericks - wfmyers1207 - 07-20-2016
Folks, IMHO things just aren't as fun as they used to be around here.
So, in order to try to bring back some of that fun, I'm reviving a venerable Grimm Forum tradition. Poetry!
To kick things off I submit this following masterpiece:
There once was a fellow named Wu,
Who was puzzled a time or two,
He found out about wesen,
With whom he'd been messin',
And now he belongs in a zoo!
Applause!